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three50eight: this is how we do baking at my house

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:09:09 -0600

three50eight:

this is how we do baking at my house

pieces: ka-thea-han: thresca: empty

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:01:42 -0600

pieces:

ka-thea-han:

thresca:

empty

spitintheocean: Lisa Hannigan - Silent Night. I’m in the middle...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:58:54 -0600

spitintheocean:

Lisa Hannigan - Silent Night.

I’m in the middle of donating everything I don’t use any longer to the Goodwill.
I was about to put this empty journal in the purge pile except I flipped it open
and written on one page was:

5-14.
I always think I know what love is; I never learn.
Even now, I think I know.
I know I know.
And tomorrow or three months from now I will wince and retrospectively
kick myself. Fuck; regret. Love; lose.
Hold my hand. Have my vulnerability.
Ruin me.
I don’t mind- I think I love you.

"Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened."

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:55:32 -0600

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”

- Dr. Seuss (via bobbysworld)

Confirmed. bobbysworld: Anyone who has ever slept with me can...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:48:25 -0600

Confirmed.

bobbysworld:

Anyone who has ever slept with me can confirm this as truth.

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livesophia: (via loonie)

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:45:37 -0600

livesophia:

(via loonie)

9gag: A Guide To Laughing Online

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:39:19 -0600

9gag:

A Guide To Laughing Online

Dec 25.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:32:00 -0600

Me: I wish it were Christmas.
Ryan (My cousin): I've been listening to Christmas music since Halloween.
Ryan: I'm such a dork...
Ryan: ...and i got peppermint ice cream at the grocery store last night.
Me: OH, these are all the reasons why I'm proud to call you my cousin.

acewepeel: (via mykicks) Kids used to be so easy to entertain....

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:25:37 -0600

acewepeel:

(via mykicks)

Kids used to be so easy to entertain. LOOK! IT’S A POPSICLE STICK WITH EYEBALLS! I watched this show every day after school and I loved it. Now kids today need 3D cartoons to stay entertained. I’m sorry, but Stick Stickley was more than enough for me.

#beliefs

mywishesaresincere: aww

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:26:15 -0500

mywishesaresincere:

aww

mywishesaresincere: aww :)

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:26:09 -0500

mywishesaresincere:

aww :)

And I can't stop thinking about what could have happened if we hadn't given up on each other.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:25:31 -0500

mywishesaresincere:

(via eletheowl)

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:53:43 -0500

noahkai:

slumsofshaolin:

teatime-with-nikki:

pacificocean:

arrowsandaccolades:

dunkerz:

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

gave up half way through when I notice it just became words and lost that nice poem feel. And to the person who made this: Fuck you for making me realize I’m in the 90%

Someone please call me when life isn't so f*cking complicated and confusing and when people just say what they're feeling and mean what they're saying.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:34:56 -0500

bobbysworld:

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Do I win a prize? ihopeso. danhollister: You’re my 100th...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:33:30 -0500

Do I win a prize?

ihopeso.

danhollister:

You’re my 100th follower!

Thanks a lot for following, everyone!

I’m glad you actually find all the random crap I post interesting. :)

theduty: blogger down.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:39:09 -0500

theduty:

blogger down.

I found my future dog. It’s breed of my two favorite...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:20:10 -0500

I found my future dog.

It’s breed of my two favorite ~~doggies~~.

Miniature Schnauzer meet Miniature Pincher. :)

I am in LOVE.

Just another cat post.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:11:35 -0500

Just another cat post.

Reblog this and ruin the end of a movie for someone.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:49:57 -0500

noahkai:

dancebriedance:

mattynicegy00:

kimbrulee:

labarceloneta:

getitgurl:

saethis:

skycandy:

simplesunrises:

whatwouldkanyedo:

tearthefabricofreality:

jetfueleatsramen:

thisorigamidream:

Bruce Willis is dead the whole time (The 6th Sense)

He finds nemo

Edward rapes Bella

mordor wins

Jesus dies.

THE BIBLE IS NOT A MOVIE

PASSION OF THE CHRIST IS.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze!

Soylent Green is people!

Jack dies - Titanic

LMAO @ the idiot who said the bible wasn’t a movie. Umm… Christian Bale gets shot in the chest and dies at the end of 3:10 to Yuma.

it was earth all along - planet of the apes.

Elle marries Emmett. <3

noahkai: moleskinelife: Untitled

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:49:24 -0500

noahkai:

moleskinelife:

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