September 2009
21 posts
YES!
Has anyone else noticed that MLIA has gotten exceptionally better? :)
Intercourse Etiquette and Decency
noahkai:
chaz-the-atlien:
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay (BUT BY NO MEANS THE ONLY ONE!). 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love...
Do not update your Iphone. My shit is totally...
alanfm78:
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No problems here…haven’t heard of any. Curious as to what kind of fucked you’re speaking…
Truth.
mliaverage:
Today a customer asked where the condoms were. I told him we didn’t sell condoms. On his way out he said, “I’ll be back in nine months for diapers.” I laughed until I cried. MLIA
mliaverage:
A while back, in my math class, my teacher karate chopped a mosquito to the white board. He then proceeded to circle it, and announced: “Let this serve as a warning to mosquitoes everywhere..” Today, the dead mosquito is still on the board and there have been no other mosquitoes in the room since. I chose a good math class. MLIA.
BBM, PIN, or Text?
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